Astrology

The Stars Won’t Tell You What to Do

I practice capacity-based astrology: using your chart not to predict the future, but to help you meet whatever's coming with more self-compassion, more intention, and a little more grace.

But They Might Explain Why This Season Is Hard

Why astrology?

In 2024, I went through a series of significant life changes that rocked my world. I didn't have any idea for what came next, but I was open to figuring it out. 

That's when my accountant, who had quietly been working with an astrologer for five years to time her business decisions, suggested I get a reading. 

I went in skeptical.

I left genuinely stunned. 

This woman knew things about the timing of my life she had no business knowing, down to specific dates I hadn't told my closest friends.

I learned THAT astrology wasn't a system of fate or fortune-telling.
 
It was a language.

A way of understanding the push and pull I'd always felt between different parts of who I am, and a way of extending compassion to myself, and to the people in my life who had always been hard to understand.

I'm a Virgo sun with Sagittarius rising, which explains more about my internal contradictions than I'd like to admit.

I don't practice fear-based astrology. I never will. Everything I do is grounded in one question: how can you have the most capacity for whatever is coming?

The Cosmic Group Chat Podcast

Cosmic Group Chat is where astrology gets practical. Sarah Michelle brings the charts and the cosmic framework. Kenzie brings the real-life questions and the moments that make you go "wait, that's me." Together they make astrology feel less like a personality label and more like a real tool for your real life. Think of it like a weather forecast. You don't cancel your plans because rain is coming. You just bring an umbrella.

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FEATURED EPISODES

Ep. 18 / Your 12-House Tour: How the Houses Make Astrology Make Sense

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Ep. 02 / Why Your Horoscope Feels Wrong: Rising Sign Secrets

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Ep. 07 / Your Moon Sign: The Emotional Compass You Didn’t Know You Had

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A weekly newsletter built around one question: how much capacity do you actually need for what's ahead?

Every issue breaks down current transits, seasonal themes, and astrological concepts in plain language that's actually useful. No fear. No overwhelm. Just a heads-up, some context, and a way to show up for the week that's coming rather than be surprised by it.

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Every reading is delivered as a detailed PDF you can return to again and again. Have questions after sitting with it? We can always book time to dig deeper.

Theme of Your Year + Big 3 Roadmap

Discover the theme shaping your year and the tools already in your chart to work with it

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Your 2026 Personal Eclipse Guide

Find out what this year's eclipses mean for your chart!

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Your Solar Code

Your current year decoded: a deep dive into the theme of your year and exactly what to do with it

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Your Connection Code

Discover how you're wired to love, connect, and show up in relationships.

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Your Purpose Code

Discover how you're actually wired to work and what success looks like for you!

$77

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Birth Chart Blueprint

Personalized PDF and video with insights on your Big Six and the current theme of your year

$99

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Personalized Cosmic Insights Guide: Next 3 Months

Discover how you're wired to love, connect, and show up in relationships.

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Birth Chart Blueprint + Next 3 Months Forecast

Discover how you're actually wired to work and what success looks like for you!

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